After enduring massive skeeter attack while picking butterbeans, field peas, figs, and tomatoes, I sat down with a Yuengling and indulged in the magic that is Betty White.

I didn’t know that Betty did a regular schtick on Craig Ferguson’s show.

I want to be Betty’s bitch. I want to be HER. Seriously, can I be Betty White? Can I?

Search YouTube for more Betty White on the Late Late Show. Man, is she funny. I wish I could find a clip of when she was on St. Elsewhere way back when.

It is encouraging that she and my mother bear a great resemblance.