Evidence that I should not go out in public before 9 a.m.

Woman at table: “So where are you from in N.C.?”
Me: “Greensboro.”
W.A.T.: “North Wilkesboro.”
Me: “Greensboro.”
W.A.T.: “North Wilkesboro.”
Me: “No, Greensboro.”
W.A.T.: “North Wilkesboro.”
Me: “No, I’m from Greensboro.”
W.A.T.: “We’re from North Wilkesboro.”
Me: “Oh.”
(crickets)
Me: “I’m from Greensboro.”
W.A.T.: “I know.”